A teenager with an early onset of male-pattern baldness befriends his high school's janitor.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Cuba Gooding Jr.Cromer | Cromer |
 Spencer BreslinHarold | Harold |
 Nikki BlonskyRhonda Baxter | Rhonda Baxter |
 Ally SheedyMaureen | Maureen |
 Chris ParnellCoach Vanderpool | Coach Vanderpool |
 Stella MaeveShelly | Shelly |
 Suzanne ShepherdMaude Sellers | Maude Sellers |
 Rachel DratchMs. Norris | Ms. Norris |
 Fred WillardDr. Pratt | Dr. Pratt |
 Colin QuinnReedy | Reedy |
 Robert GorriePatrick | Patrick |
| DDaniel FarcherBrad | Brad |
 Elizabeth GilliesEvelyn Taylor | Evelyn Taylor |
 Nicola PeltzBecki | Becki |
| WWilliam WigginsVince | Vince |
 Nicky KattPolice Officer | Police Officer |
 Dave AttellBarker | Barker |
 Charlene BitonDancer | Dancer |
| BBob SandsSlinky | Slinky |