Food and felonies are inseparable in Hardboiled, a stop-motion animated satire of the classic urban American crime drama.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joey WellsCallaham | Callaham |
 George S. IrvingJuicy Le Straw | Juicy Le Straw |
| DDan AbdoRookie Tomato Cop | Rookie Tomato Cop |
 Chris ChalkStripes | Stripes |
 Lola GlaudiniPearl | Pearl |
 Judy GreerCorn | Corn |
 Anne HecheOlive | Olive |
| AAnthony HendersonLary | Lary |
| MMark MintzKnishoner | Knishoner |
| MMarc ThompsonAsparagus | Asparagus |
 Tom WaylandFinnegan | Finnegan |
| JJosephine WheelwrightSexy Alley Egg | Sexy Alley Egg |
| EEdd HallHarry | Harry |