Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can't help but want to solve everyone else's personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Laurien DominiquePenny Holmes | Penny Holmes |
 Candida RoyalleLinda Lou | Linda Lou |
 John HolmesDr. John Holmes | Dr. John Holmes |
| DDamon ChristianClosing Credits Announcer (voice) | Closing Credits Announcer (voice) |
 Joan DevlonPatty | Patty |
 Blair HarrisLinda Lou's Date | Linda Lou's Date |
| PPeter JohnsPatient in Yellow Shirt | Patient in Yellow Shirt |
 Jeff LyleSmith Brother in Tank Top | Smith Brother in Tank Top |
 Jon MartinWillard | Willard |
| DDale MeadorRev. Hope | Rev. Hope |
 Carl RegalMilkman | Milkman |
| SSabrinaGlenda | Glenda |
 Ken ScudderFred | Fred |
 John SeemanMr. Custer | Mr. Custer |
 Joey SilveraPatient in Wheelchair | Patient in Wheelchair |
 Paul ThomasJanitor | Janitor |