A cartoon parody of CNN.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJohn RomanPeter Short | Peter Short |
 John A. DavisIonna Cox | Ionna Cox |
| BBrian CapshawStan Hampton | Stan Hampton |
 Mike JudgeToby | Toby |
| KKim BuechleyVictim # 2 | Victim # 2 |
| NNancy AllenJenny Till | Jenny Till |
| KKeith AlcornMr. Mixwell | Mr. Mixwell |