A handsome knight, played by Jake Andrews, is turned into a marble statue with magic sexual powers.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jake Andrewsthe Knight | the Knight |
 Cody Fosterthe Highway Patrol Officer | the Highway Patrol Officer |
 Dino DiMarcothe Mustang Drivin' Gigolo | the Mustang Drivin' Gigolo |
 Ryan Blockthe "Straight" Antique Dealer | the "Straight" Antique Dealer |
 Shawn Justinthe Cherry Coker | the Cherry Coker |
 Coy Dekkerthe Other Antique Dealer | the Other Antique Dealer |
| CCory Winstonthe Rich Kid | the Rich Kid |
 Chase Allenthe Yard Worker | the Yard Worker |
 Gio Romanothe Sorcerer | the Sorcerer |
 Kyle Brandonthe Squire | the Squire |