An abused, former orphan living in San Francisco returns to New York to reconnect with the love of his life and understand how his past has shaped his future. It's a semi-autobiographical work based on the book of the same name originally published by McSweeney's.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Aaron SauterYoung Petey | Young Petey |
| AAdam BuschPetey | Petey |
 Alex KarpovskyBen Peterson | Ben Peterson |
| AAndrew M. ChamberlainBaby Theo | Baby Theo |
 Angelic ZambranaYoung Maria | Young Maria |
 Marisol MirandaClaire | Claire |