Public Service Announcement meant only for mother hamsters, warning them against eating their progeny due to the harmful effects it has on the human children who love them. We see one young child, Billy, who commits suicide after he witnesses the gory tragedy of his hamster, Princess, eating her babies. Narrated by an artificially well-endowed Tromette in a bikini, Schiza Frenia.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SStephanie StokesSchiza Frenia | Schiza Frenia |
 Lloyd KaufmanHimself | Himself |
| JJoseph AnthonyToxic Avenger | Toxic Avenger |