A genetically modified hamster escapes a mad scientist lab in a a human mech suit. Now disguised as a human he tries to blend in and go on dates.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ben BishopHammy | Hammy |
| LLorena GonzalezCatherine | Catherine |
| DDonovan MullingsDr. Animalius | Dr. Animalius |
 Kristen McCabeEelania | Eelania |
| SStevo NystromDragon the Bouncer | Dragon the Bouncer |
 Ashland ThomasSleaziest Patron | Sleaziest Patron |
| JJazmin D. JohnsonThe Manager | The Manager |
 Harold DennisXavier Tireland | Xavier Tireland |
| MMarissa ChastainRuth Tireland | Ruth Tireland |
| NNina KernLizard Dancer | Lizard Dancer |
| DDavid Wolfgang von EhrlicherSleazy Bar Patron | Sleazy Bar Patron |
| FFee BasanavisiusJudy Tireland | Judy Tireland |
 Connar Brown SprengerAdditional Hamster Noises (voice) | Additional Hamster Noises (voice) |
| NNiko GerentesSafari Sam (voice) | Safari Sam (voice) |
| CCasey HilbSad Party Goer/Bottle Girl | Sad Party Goer/Bottle Girl |
| RRoss ChildsSinging Waiter | Singing Waiter |
| NNathalie GaldeMaria | Maria |