Clark Cart holds a book club meeting for the people of Hamsbury exclusively to discuss books written by himself.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Chris HaywardClark Cart | Clark Cart |
 Katy WixHarriet | Harriet |
 Youssef KerkourGeorge | George |
 Hannah McCleanVerity | Verity |
 Arnab ChandaMarcus | Marcus |
 Nico TatarowiczKenneth | Kenneth |
 Carrie CohenBetty | Betty |
| TTony WreddenBurt | Burt |
| LLana KhammashWendy | Wendy |
| AAnnie McGrathPig Parader | Pig Parader |