It's amateur night at the local theatre, and a procession of bad acts comes and goes: various musicians, a magician, and some actors. But they keep getting interrupted by Egghead singing "She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain".
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mel BlancEgghead / Audience Members / Paderwhisky / Swami River / Fleabag McPoodle / Dog / Wolf / Romeo (voice) | Egghead / Audience Members / Paderwhisky / Swami River / Fleabag McPoodle / Dog / Wolf / Romeo (voice) |
 Tex AveryHippo (voice) | Hippo (voice) |
 Sara BernerFlea / Juliet Hen (voice) | Flea / Juliet Hen (voice) |
| PPhil KramerMaster of Ceremonies (voice) | Master of Ceremonies (voice) |