An unromantic comedy about a man who has to masturbate a talking black and white bear.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Benedict WongPanda's Voice (voice) | Panda's Voice (voice) |
 Elizabeth TanChinese Tourist | Chinese Tourist |
 Sara PascoeZoo Worker | Zoo Worker |
| PPeter ElliottPanda's Body | Panda's Body |
 Cariad LloydSarah | Sarah |
 Neil EdmondMayover | Mayover |
| SSteven BeckinghamMark | Mark |
| FFemi HoughtonDavid | David |
| LLee KernLee | Lee |
| TTom GoldingZoo Worker | Zoo Worker |
| GGarth MaundersZoo Worker | Zoo Worker |
| HHelen NealeZoo Worker | Zoo Worker |
| RRaul Oramas RoigZoo Worker | Zoo Worker |