Jack and Leo vie for the affections of Vera – who appears a little differently to each man – over the course of a series of energetic sketches, flashbacks and homages.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| PPeter BeardJack | Jack |
| SSheila FinnJack's Vera | Jack's Vera |
| MMartin GreenbaumLeo | Leo |
 Peggy SteffansLeo's Vera | Leo's Vera |
| JJerome RaphaelFather | Father |
| BBlanche DeeMother | Mother |
 Jerome HillConvict I | Convict I |
 Taylor MeadConvict II | Convict II |
 Stoney EmshwillerBoy Child | Boy Child |
 Ed EmshwillerGideon | Gideon |
| SSusan EmshwillerGirl Child | Girl Child |
| EEve EmshwillerGirl child | Girl child |
| DDavid C. StonePickpocket | Pickpocket |