Dave Stweie was America's hope for the gold in the 1988 Seoul Games.... until he ran face first into the vault. After Suffering humiliation on a global scale, Dave eventually faded into obscurity and became a gym teacher. A gym teacher with the drive of a former Champion, that is, who takes his job seriously. Very seriously!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Christopher MeloniDave Stewie | Dave Stewie |
 Nathan KressRoland | Roland |
 Amy SedarisPrincipal Hoffman | Principal Hoffman |
 Alexia FastSuzie | Suzie |
 Chelah HorsdalWinnie | Winnie |
 Brenna O'BrienMorgan | Morgan |
 Chris KattanSploopers Show Host | Sploopers Show Host |
 Avan JogiaChamp Sinclair | Champ Sinclair |
 Paul DinelloMr. Tipple | Mr. Tipple |
 Jordan BeckerDerek | Derek |
 Ted WhittallThe President | The President |
 Ellie HarvieMs. Schoenborn | Ms. Schoenborn |
 David Alan GrierShelly Bragg | Shelly Bragg |
 Daran NorrisAnnouncer | Announcer |
 Donnelly RhodesMr. Darkburger | Mr. Darkburger |
 Rekha SharmaReporter #1 | Reporter #1 |
 David James LewisColgate Catholic Gym Teacher | Colgate Catholic Gym Teacher |
 Catherine ThomasStadium Official | Stadium Official |
 Caitlyn JennerSelf (as Bruce Jenner) | Self (as Bruce Jenner) |