Sanjay, following a blazing argument with his girlfriend, Jill, is persuaded by his friends to become 'The Guru' by sleeping with seven women in the next seven days before Jill returns from her trip to America.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Nitin GanatraSanjay | Sanjay |
 Simon JonesRemoval man 1 | Removal man 1 |
| PPeri AllanP.J. | P.J. |
 Robert AsheSenator Max Weinrich | Senator Max Weinrich |
 Lachele CarlAnthea | Anthea |
 Saeed JaffreyMr.Walia | Mr.Walia |
 Ravi KapoorTitu | Titu |
| EElle LewisHolly | Holly |
 Harmage Singh KaliraiJas | Jas |
 Jacqueline PearceJoan - The Oyster Lady | Joan - The Oyster Lady |
| AAdlyn RossRani | Rani |
 Sakuntala RamaneeLali | Lali |
 Harvey VirdiAmarjeet | Amarjeet |
 Samantha SpiroSharon | Sharon |
| GGurdial SiraSujjan | Sujjan |
| LLea RochelleNora | Nora |
| NN.T. TolouseBertie | Bertie |
 Tariq AlibaiRam | Ram |
| MMichael SchillingerFreddie | Freddie |
| MManveer SandhuGupinder | Gupinder |
| QQuill RobertsButhmash | Buthmash |
| GGuy RansonHoward | Howard |
| VVictoria PritchardPetra | Petra |
| AAmanda PointerGaynor | Gaynor |
| LLynne MichelleCandy, 'the model' | Candy, 'the model' |
 Suchitra PillaiTina | Tina |
| CColin KerriganPete | Pete |
| KKris KrishnammaPraven | Praven |
| JJennis HuseyJo | Jo |
| BBalwant GrewalUncle Bent | Uncle Bent |