Gunnery Sgt. McCool: the horniest and most twisted sergeant on the base. He’s got six more weeks stateside, and he drums up all sorts of trouble with his fellow servicemen before they send him back out.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dean FlynnNot listed | Not listed |
 Tyler SaintNot listed | Not listed |
 Brandon MonroeSgt. Sloan | Sgt. Sloan |
 Scott TannerGlenn | Glenn |
 Vinnie D'AngeloGunnery Sgt. McCool | Gunnery Sgt. McCool |
 Andrew JusticeSgt. Finnegan | Sgt. Finnegan |
 Jason ReynoldsSperm Bank Private | Sperm Bank Private |
 Tony MasalaPvt. Moynihan | Pvt. Moynihan |
 Kai GrantSperm Bank Doctor | Sperm Bank Doctor |
 John Paul RoccardSgt. Boyd | Sgt. Boyd |
| EErik HallMr. Preston | Mr. Preston |
 Jason RidgeNot listed | Not listed |
 Tyler KaneNot listed | Not listed |
 Justin BurkshireGlenn's Son | Glenn's Son |