A story of a sentient teapot who goes on a killing spree in order to find the perfect owner.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| PPaul AlboroughTerrence Tealeaf (voice) | Terrence Tealeaf (voice) |
| MMax BaileyStoner | Stoner |
| BBobbie Leigh BrandybuckThe Yellow Hippy | The Yellow Hippy |
 Sandra YawFemale Nudist | Female Nudist |
 Lloyd KaufmanChina cat (voice) | China cat (voice) |
 Ash RobboThe Gentleman | The Gentleman |