| LLauren AnnettsCheryl Williams | Cheryl Williams |
| CClaire BaconSlutty the Clown | Slutty the Clown |
| RRichard BaconWill Helm | Will Helm |
| EEve BamfieldMia Rosemary | Mia Rosemary |
| CConor BarryNarrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar") | Narrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar") |
| KKevin BeacomWalter | Walter |
| KKurt BoggsMail Man Don | Mail Man Don |
 John Patrick BrennanMad Cowboy | Mad Cowboy |
| JJarrod ButteryPolice Commissioner | Police Commissioner |
| KKaitlyn-Jo Grosso CocchiolaPK | PK |
| EEinar DarriLester | Lester |
| GGrant El GatfordNarrator / Guitar Victim (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter") | Narrator / Guitar Victim (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter") |
| DDylan FawkesGraeme Eggelton | Graeme Eggelton |
 Lili ThorpeLinda Myers | Linda Myers |
 Dallas GossettRick | Rick |
| IIan Joseph GreeneBurger Face / Hellswine J. Pig | Burger Face / Hellswine J. Pig |
| TTobie Elizabeth Anne GreeneBurger Boob / Weiner Guts / Woman Radio Announcer | Burger Boob / Weiner Guts / Woman Radio Announcer |
| VVanessa GudgeonMake Out Girl / Tampon Girl / Unsatisfied Sex Girl | Make Out Girl / Tampon Girl / Unsatisfied Sex Girl |
| SSteven HaarBerd | Berd |
| SSéamus HanlyJosh Powers | Josh Powers |
| RRagnar IngiGürk | Gürk |
| TTommy JarvisKiller (segment: "The Smell of Fear") | Killer (segment: "The Smell of Fear") |
 Lloyd KaufmanYouTube Sensation | YouTube Sensation |
| ZZoe KavanaghCra-Knyar | Cra-Knyar |
 Ari LehmanSean Voorhees | Sean Voorhees |
| JJason Robert LesterDrunk (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter") | Drunk (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter") |
| EEric LovellDrooling Bobby | Drooling Bobby |
| CChaz MayBlake Bundy | Blake Bundy |
| TTonii McDonaldDivorcee | Divorcee |
| SSimon MulhollandNot listed | Not listed |
