A parable based on the life of Christ. This ain't your father's Bible story, full of references about the destruction of the world through massive constipation and a New Mexican setting.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Allan ArbusJesse | Jesse |
 Albert HendersonSeaweedhead Greaser | Seaweedhead Greaser |
 Luana AndersCholera | Cholera |
 Hervé VillechaizeMr. Spitunia | Mr. Spitunia |
 Toni BasilIndian Girl | Indian Girl |
 Don CalfaMorris | Morris |
| EElsie DowneyWoman | Woman |
| MMichael SullivanLamy Greaser | Lamy Greaser |
 George MorganCoo Coo | Coo Coo |
 Lawrence WolfFrench Padre | French Padre |
| LLarry MoyerIndian | Indian |
| DDon SmolenGip | Gip |
 Woody ChamblissFather | Father |
 Jim AntonioVernon | Vernon |
| BBuddy ButlerJudas | Judas |
 Robert Downey Jr.Boy in Covered Wagon (uncredited) | Boy in Covered Wagon (uncredited) |
| RRonald NealyCard Man / Ghost | Card Man / Ghost |
 Stan GottliebSpitunia | Spitunia |