It's 1849 and everyone wants to make his way to San Francisco for that golden opportunity. Jorge, a poor Mexican peasant, and his son Fernando believe they have struck it rich when they find an enormous gold rock. Upon entering the nearest town to cash in, they quickly become entangled with a dangerous outlaw who has eyes on their fortune. After the rock and child go missing, Jorge teams up with a conniving Chinese immigrant to find his son and get back what is his, but not before running into a surplus of outrageous characters including an unsavory hunting party...or killing each other first in this wacky adventure!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael NoséChan | Chan |
 Michael A. Hernandez IIJorge | Jorge |
 Jeremy KoernerBurt Carrows | Burt Carrows |
 Mike DinsmoreGarfield | Garfield |
| DDick RaleyAndrew | Andrew |
 Michael FredianelliBundy | Bundy |
| IIsaiah CatubigManuel | Manuel |
 Courtney ShafferJoan | Joan |
| DDanielle VivionSally | Sally |
 Brian MarquezChief | Chief |
| BBob JonesLenny | Lenny |
 Maralynn AdamsAbigail | Abigail |
| SStephanie HancockOlivia | Olivia |
| CChelsea ChildressMadeline | Madeline |
| EErica AbkeMinnie | Minnie |
| VVernell JeffersonJanitor | Janitor |
| JJoseph ScanlonFisherman | Fisherman |
| IIsrael CesarFernando | Fernando |
| IIvy TsangChan's Wife | Chan's Wife |
| CChris HuChan's Son | Chan's Son |
| RRawena PrasadSquaw | Squaw |
| LLinda HaoHarlot | Harlot |
| JJenny ShiHarlot | Harlot |
 Peter StylianosGod | God |
| SSami YousifThe Devil | The Devil |