Two unemployable actresses become real superheroes thanks to twin space fairies.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tasha TacosaDiedre | Diedre |
 Rachel RileyFrida | Frida |
 Christine NguyenMetalunans | Metalunans |
 Jed RowenGen. Smedley Pittsburgh | Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh |
 Robert RhineJoel | Joel |
| JJay WoelfelJames Blabberon | James Blabberon |
 Randal MaloneDragoon | Dragoon |
 Mark PoloniaSoldier | Soldier |
 Al BurkeMotor Officer | Motor Officer |
| EEric FlennerReporter | Reporter |
| JJasper OliverTMZ | TMZ |
 Shawn C. PhillipsBig Fan | Big Fan |
| EEric SpudicSoldier | Soldier |
 David S. SterlingDude on Street | Dude on Street |
| KKelsey ZukowskiNot listed | Not listed |