| JJames BalsamoInfomercial Spokesman (segment "True Love") | Infomercial Spokesman (segment "True Love") |
| MMissy DawnBeach Babe (segment "The Cat Lady") | Beach Babe (segment "The Cat Lady") |
| EErin AnthonyVictim (segment "True Love") | Victim (segment "True Love") |
| EEvan BakerStrip Club Patron (segment "The Break In") | Strip Club Patron (segment "The Break In") |
| MMatthew BritnerLogan (segment "Tis The Season") | Logan (segment "Tis The Season") |
| RRebecca ChambersSusie (segment "The Break In") | Susie (segment "The Break In") |
| MMark ChaneyChuck (segment "The Break In") | Chuck (segment "The Break In") |
| DDrew DayBuck Bauer (segment "Tis The Season") | Buck Bauer (segment "Tis The Season") |
| TTherron DumasMike (segment "The Break In") | Mike (segment "The Break In") |
| CCatherine EllzeyVoodoo Priestess (segment "True Love") | Voodoo Priestess (segment "True Love") |
| CChelsea Grace FoxMonica (segment "Tis The Season", as Chelsea Bowers) | Monica (segment "Tis The Season", as Chelsea Bowers) |
| DDoug GoodinMalcolm (segment "True Love") | Malcolm (segment "True Love") |
| KKyle GrahamCotton Candy Thief (segment "True Love") | Cotton Candy Thief (segment "True Love") |
| TTammy HallerLandlord (segment "The Cat Lady") | Landlord (segment "The Cat Lady") |
| EEamon HardimanSoldier (segment "The Cat Lady") | Soldier (segment "The Cat Lady") |
| MMargret HernandezConvenience Store Clerk (segment "True Love") | Convenience Store Clerk (segment "True Love") |
| SSherry HernandezRebecca (segment "Tis The Season") | Rebecca (segment "Tis The Season") |
| MMaggie HillSarah (segment "The Cat Lady") | Sarah (segment "The Cat Lady") |
| JJenny JannettyChristina (segment "The Break In") | Christina (segment "The Break In") |
| DDick JizzlerBo (segment "Tis The Season") | Bo (segment "Tis The Season") |
| DDaniel JohnsonJasper Worton/Tom(segments "Tis The Season", "True Love") | Jasper Worton/Tom(segments "Tis The Season", "True Love") |
| EErica JonesPam (segment "The Break In") | Pam (segment "The Break In") |
| CCortney KeseckerStripper (segment "The Break In") | Stripper (segment "The Break In") |
| CCrissy Lynn MaphisVictoria (segment "Tis The Season") | Victoria (segment "Tis The Season") |
| LLeslie MonkDebbie (segment "Tis The Season") | Debbie (segment "Tis The Season") |
| ZZachary MorgenChuck (segment "The Break In") | Chuck (segment "The Break In") |
| JJosh MurphyStrip Club Patron (segment "The Break In") | Strip Club Patron (segment "The Break In") |
| RRosanna NelsonAriauna (segment "True Love") | Ariauna (segment "True Love") |
| CChris O'BrockiBruce (segment "True Love") | Bruce (segment "True Love") |
| MMike O'MahonyThe Drilldo Killer (segment "True Love") | The Drilldo Killer (segment "True Love") |