A millionaire falls for an army nurse, who tells him she likes men in uniform. So he enlists at Camp Cluster. She still has no time for him, so he figures out how to get into the hospital and under her care.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Buster KeatonPeter Hedley Lamar Jr. | Peter Hedley Lamar Jr. |
 Elsie AmesArmy Nurse | Army Nurse |
 Monte CollinsSgt. Michael Collins | Sgt. Michael Collins |
 Bud JamisonSergeant | Sergeant |
 Lynton BrentSoldier | Soldier |
 Harry SemelsLatin America Delagate | Latin America Delagate |
 Cy SchindellCrazy Head Butcher | Crazy Head Butcher |
 Dorothy ApplebyDorothy - Army nurse | Dorothy - Army nurse |