Nobody goes to Amsterdam to wander about. It's either the Rijksmuseum or the red light district. On the boat going home, Clive and Stewart admit to not having spot long in the museums - so what did they get up to in Amsterdam?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Philip JacksonClive | Clive |
 Jim BroadbentStewart | Stewart |
| HHelen CooperNelleke | Nelleke |
 Christopher FairbankBilly | Billy |
 Kenneth MacDonaldBar Steward | Bar Steward |
 Eric AllanCecil | Cecil |
 Eric RichardRay | Ray |
| PPippa SparkesCarrie | Carrie |
| SStephen WilliamsBritvic | Britvic |