Eoj is an alien who won a game show and the grand prize is a trip to earth to have sex with as many earth women as he can. Hildy is a reporter who is writing a biography on Eoj's adventures.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CCarmine CapobiancoEoj | Eoj |
 Debi ThibeaultHildy | Hildy |
| FFrank StewartWaldo | Waldo |
 Ruth CollinsDr. Ruth Pepper | Dr. Ruth Pepper |
| DDonna DavidgeKay / Woman in Bed | Kay / Woman in Bed |
| MMichael CitrinitiSonny / Studio Audience | Sonny / Studio Audience |
| TTony KrukCarmine / Studio Audience | Carmine / Studio Audience |
| DDavid CoughlinTony / Studio Audience | Tony / Studio Audience |
 Angela NicholasPeggy Sue Peggy | Peggy Sue Peggy |
 LeeAnne BakerLucy (as Lee Anne Baker) | Lucy (as Lee Anne Baker) |
| LLisa SchmidtJoanne / Cheerleader | Joanne / Cheerleader |
| KKaren NielsenKathy / Cheerleader | Kathy / Cheerleader |
 Lisa PetrunoSandy | Sandy |
| HHerb KlingerWilliam Phillip Durgan | William Phillip Durgan |
| DDanny NoyesReporter #1 | Reporter #1 |
| FFrank ChristopherStudio Audience / Indian #1 / Redneck | Studio Audience / Indian #1 / Redneck |
 Todd KimseyBig Peter Dick | Big Peter Dick |