Entirely silent, with a musical score, sound effects and incoherent mutterings, the story revolves around a weekend gathering at the decaying country home of the eccentric and lewd General Futtock (Ronnie Barker) and the series of saucy mishaps between the staff (Michael Hordern plays the lecherous butler) and his guests.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ronnie BarkerGen. Futtock | Gen. Futtock |
 Michael HordernThe Butler | The Butler |
 Roger LiveseyThe Artist | The Artist |
| JJulian OrchardThe Twit | The Twit |
 Kika MarkhamThe Niece | The Niece |
 Mary MerrallThe Aunt | The Aunt |
 Hilary PritchardThe Bird | The Bird |
| PPeggy Ann CliffordThe Cook | The Cook |
 Jennifer CoxThe Maid | The Maid |
| KKim Kee LimThe Japanese Businessman | The Japanese Businessman |
 Richard O'SullivanThe Boots | The Boots |
| SSuzanne TogniTweenie | Tweenie |