Fucktards is an ode to every man who feels an overwhelming sexual desire and acts on that desire, wholly surrendering himself to the experience, no matter where it takes him or how he gets there. The Romans called sex Insania Nobilis — the Noble Insanity. Approach real sex, real risk and danger and you'll feel your brain start to fog up. Get closer to the fire and your IQ plummets lower, lower, lower until you're a raving buck-in-rut thinking from your lust-gorged crotch.
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 John DahlNot listed | Not listed |
 Fabio StalloneNot listed | Not listed |
 Jay ElliottNot listed | Not listed |
 Tyler RobertsNot listed | Not listed |
 Christian RockNot listed | Not listed |
 Chris KohlNot listed | Not listed |
 SunnyNot listed | Not listed |
 R.J. CummingsNot listed | Not listed |
 Ethan WolfeNot listed | Not listed |
 Luke BennettNot listed | Not listed |
 Patrick O'ConnorNot listed | Not listed |
 Chad BrockNot listed | Not listed |
 Jack AllenNot listed | Not listed |
 Jackson TaylorNot listed | Not listed |
 Nick MorettiNot listed | Not listed |
 Jerry StearnsNot listed | Not listed |
 Lito CruzNot listed | Not listed |
 James RoscoeNot listed | Not listed |
 Blue BaileyNot listed | Not listed |
 Devlin MichaelsNot listed | Not listed |
 B.J. SlaterNot listed | Not listed |
| TTrevor(non-sexual) | (non-sexual) |
 Pony HunterNot listed | Not listed |