Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Shelley LongDr. Grace Murdock | Dr. Grace Murdock |
 Corbin BernsenZach Shepard | Zach Shepard |
 Teri CopleyPeaches | Peaches |
 Larry MillerNewton Patterson | Newton Patterson |
 Dody GoodmanMrs. Patterson | Mrs. Patterson |
 Jeanne CooperZach Shepard's mother | Zach Shepard's mother |
 Jenifer LewisJomisha | Jomisha |
 Paul SandMcTaggert | McTaggert |
 Gerrit GrahamLewis Crandall | Lewis Crandall |
 John AsherBobby Murdock | Bobby Murdock |
 Matt ClarkJ.F. Hughes | J.F. Hughes |
| GGloria CamdenGloria the Madam | Gloria the Madam |
 John BloomEd Walker | Ed Walker |
 Sara BallantineValentine | Valentine |
| GGary BaseyClarence | Clarence |
 Lindsey HutchisonCheerleader | Cheerleader |
| MMichelle GuthrieSheila | Sheila |
 Dal McKennonStud of the Year Octogenarian | Stud of the Year Octogenarian |