The private life of a local television Horror Host named Uncle Seymour Cadavers - a life filled with dingy theaters, old movies, and sinful actions.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMichael DenkUncle Seymour Cadavers/Robert Spinell | Uncle Seymour Cadavers/Robert Spinell |
| TThad DuldePete | Pete |
 Linda CieslikMarla | Marla |
| TTim Goulet Jr.Abused Kid | Abused Kid |
| SSam HollingAbused Kid (Voice) | Abused Kid (Voice) |