Two teams of rogue missionaries, on separate sides of the French Anglais wars, race for a powerful weapon in a futuristic Ontario, where speaking English is illegal and French is king.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CCallum O'NeilCallum McNeil | Callum McNeil |
| HHanif JethaGeneral Hanif Broussard | General Hanif Broussard |
| SSam BurnsAdmiral Samuel Sellars | Admiral Samuel Sellars |
 Joel EdmistonEdgar Wilkinson | Edgar Wilkinson |
| VVitamin SteveGogo | Gogo |
| DDeb BojmanAngel | Angel |
| JJordanne BrownJordanne | Jordanne |
| CCody KitchenerElf 1 | Elf 1 |
| LLaura McLeanElf 2 | Elf 2 |
| CConrad Osei-BonsuElf 3 | Elf 3 |
| BBen StagerThe Big Man | The Big Man |
 Tom HenryVoice of Marbles | Voice of Marbles |
| SShelby WilsonBruiser | Bruiser |