A satirical recreation of the iconic business card scene from American Psycho in the world of college fraternities.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jamen MeistrichJohn | John |
| NNathan ThomanBryce | Bryce |
| GGabriel LironGabe | Gabe |
| NNicolas TachibanaNick | Nick |
| MMax MakovskyMax | Max |
| JJoe AtaideJoe | Joe |