It is almost half a century ago since Mummy's little soldier, Frankie Abbott (David Barry), was at Fenn Street School and he is now in a home, being looked after by his caregiver Agnes (Emma Dark). Frankie's nightmare begins when Agnes bares her fangs and he enters the world of vampires, lured into the graveyard by Clarissa Cobra (Caroline Munro) and meets the fearful Vera Vomit (Judy Matheson) and the vampire psychiatrist Dr Spritzer (Martin Rudman).
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 David BarryFrankie Abbott | Frankie Abbott |
 Emma DarkAgnes | Agnes |
 Caroline MunroClarissa Cobra | Clarissa Cobra |
| JJudy MathesonVera Vomit | Vera Vomit |
| MMartin RudmanDr. Spritzer | Dr. Spritzer |
| FFenella Fielding(voice-over) | (voice-over) |