The comedian takes a look back at the darker side of the royal family's 1000-year history, and wonders how generations of land-grabbing, child-murdering, wife-beheading, slave-trading, misogyny, violence and empire-building have shaped our royal family today.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Frankie BoyleSelf - Presenter | Self - Presenter |
| ZZana Cousins GreenwoodSelf - Horseback Combat Expert | Self - Horseback Combat Expert |
| KKarl GreenwoodSelf - Horseback Combat Expert | Self - Horseback Combat Expert |
| EEleanor JanegaSelf - Medieval Historian | Self - Medieval Historian |
| GGuy ShrubsoleSelf - Land Reform Activist | Self - Land Reform Activist |
 Gregory DoranSelf - Artistic Director, Royal Shakespeare Company | Self - Artistic Director, Royal Shakespeare Company |
| TTuri KingSelf - Professor of Genetics, Leicester University | Self - Professor of Genetics, Leicester University |
 Dana SchwartzSelf - Author and Royal Podcaster | Self - Author and Royal Podcaster |
| NNicola TallisSelf - Author & Historian | Self - Author & Historian |
| KKevin BoysSelf - Blacksmith | Self - Blacksmith |
 Kit GreenSelf - Performance Artist | Self - Performance Artist |
 Emma DabiriSelf - Author and Broadcaster | Self - Author and Broadcaster |
| JJulia LaiteSelf - Victorian Historian | Self - Victorian Historian |
| KKojo KoramSelf - Author | Self - Author |