It's Ted the Bellhop's first night on the job...and the hotel's very unusual guests are about to place him in some outrageous predicaments. It seems that this evening's room service is serving up one unbelievable happening after another.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tim RothTed the Bellhop | Ted the Bellhop |
 Jennifer BealsAngela | Angela |
 David ProvalSiegfried | Siegfried |
 Ione SkyeEva | Eva |
 MadonnaElspeth | Elspeth |
 Antonio BanderasMan | Man |
 Quentin TarantinoChester | Chester |
 Paul CalderonNorman | Norman |
 Bruce WillisLeo (uncredited) | Leo (uncredited) |
 Lana McKissackSarah | Sarah |
| DDanny VerduzcoJuancho | Juancho |
 Marisa TomeiMargaret | Margaret |
 Kathy GriffinBetty | Betty |
 Tamlyn TomitaWife | Wife |
 Valeria GolinoAthena | Athena |
 Alicia WittKiva | Kiva |
 Sammi DavisJezebel | Jezebel |
 Amanda de CadenetDiana | Diana |
 Lili TaylorRaven | Raven |
 Patricia VonneCorpse | Corpse |
 Salma Hayek PinaultTV Dancing Girl | TV Dancing Girl |
 Lawrence BenderLong Hair Yuppy Scum | Long Hair Yuppy Scum |
 Kimberly BlairHooker | Hooker |
| QQuinn HellermanBaby Bellhop | Baby Bellhop |
 Marc LawrenceSam the Bellhop | Sam the Bellhop |
| PPaul SkempReal Theodore | Real Theodore |
| UUnruly Julie McCleanLeft Redhead | Left Redhead |
| LLaura RushRight Redhead | Right Redhead |