Salesmen Alan, Ian, Tim, and the pushy Tony are on a plane on their way to a sales conference. Alan joins the mile-high club with a model in the toilet but Tim is annoyed that he is two air miles short of joining the others in club class. On arrival in North Africa, they decide to charter a plane rather than face a fifteen-hour coach journey to the conference.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Adrian EdmondsonIan Crisp | Ian Crisp |
 Rik MayallAlan Sellars | Alan Sellars |
 Nigel PlanerTim Goodman | Tim Goodman |
 Peter RichardsonTony Grace-Masters | Tony Grace-Masters |
| FFrankie ParkClub Class Stewardness | Club Class Stewardness |
| SSandra CushClub Class Stewardness | Club Class Stewardness |
| CChickpeaFirst Class Receptionist | First Class Receptionist |
| RRod NelsonCello Man | Cello Man |
 George AntoniCart Driver | Cart Driver |
| DDave HaskellTie Man | Tie Man |
| JJack StrongManager | Manager |
| LLouise Taylor-SmithSupermodel | Supermodel |
| XXanthe MiltonSales Girl | Sales Girl |
| EEan RavenscroftCashier | Cashier |
| MMalin ColemanMasseuse | Masseuse |
| HHelen LandauEconomy Stewardess | Economy Stewardess |
| JJohn HayesEconomy Steward | Economy Steward |
 Sean HughesPilot | Pilot |
| FFabian GottliebPico | Pico |