A television documentary produced for British Television directed by Peter Greenaway.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Robert AshleyHimself | Himself |
| ““Blue” Gene TyrannyThe World's Greatest Piano Player | The World's Greatest Piano Player |
| DDavid Van TieghemThe Captain of the Football Team | The Captain of the Football Team |
| JJill KroesenNot listed | Not listed |
| PPeter GordonNot listed | Not listed |