Fountain of Youth2025

Textbook generic. Clichés and tropes abound. It wants to be the last Crusade so badly, but it’s not even Red Notice. Aside from a couple of interesting set pieces, this movie has literally nothing going for it. It’s a shame to see the writer of Zodiac, the director of Sherlock Holmes, and the man from Uncle make something as placid and stylistically neutered as this.