A comic love triangle wherein a loser falls in love with his recently-married brother's wife.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jason AlexanderMichael Makeshift | Michael Makeshift |
 Lolita DavidovichValeri Carboni | Valeri Carboni |
 James WoodsReggie Makeshift | Reggie Makeshift |
 Joe MantegnaStone | Stone |
 Jay MohrDwayne | Dwayne |
 Robert CostanzoRanzier | Ranzier |
 Bea ArthurBeverly Makeshift | Beverly Makeshift |
 Eda Reiss MerinRose | Rose |
 John AmosGray | Gray |
 Rob ReinerDr. Plosner | Dr. Plosner |
 Haley Joel OsmentDanny | Danny |
 Tiffany SalernoCindy | Cindy |
 Beau GravitteBob | Bob |
 Una DamonBartender | Bartender |
 Jerry AdlerMorton Makeshift | Morton Makeshift |
| LLynne FeldermanScreaming Woman | Screaming Woman |
| BBrian HerskowitzBakery Cart Man | Bakery Cart Man |
 Ken LernerSgt. Moss | Sgt. Moss |
 Zoaunne LeRoyMrs. Gelder | Mrs. Gelder |
 Greg LewisBank Manager | Bank Manager |
 Jonathan PennerCop #1 | Cop #1 |
| KKen TiptonLeader of OverEaters Anonymous | Leader of OverEaters Anonymous |
| DDaena E. TitleCop #2 | Cop #2 |
 Rip TornCapt. Cole | Capt. Cole |
| KKelly WellmanBarbara Wellman | Barbara Wellman |
 Steven WrightCabbie | Cabbie |