A film about boners and salami nipples… Just a typical day for 13-year old Zack—getting ripped on by his friends, ridiculed by the girls he's afraid to hook up with, and constantly thinking about his crush, Maddy Cohen. Quiet on the outside, he keeps his thoughts to himself, until today…
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 David ThompsonZach | Zach |
| TTori CottMaddy Cohen | Maddy Cohen |
| DDavid SpanosEvan | Evan |
| LLucas RudermanNate | Nate |
| MMichael RaduegeBobby | Bobby |
| MMatthew PoalilloBrad Weinberg | Brad Weinberg |
| JJenna JavalerHayley | Hayley |
| MMeghan FoyJana | Jana |
| KKim CarlsonMs. Osman | Ms. Osman |
| DDaniel HaugheyPrincipal | Principal |