"Roly Poly" and delicious to eat. The verses describe various things they (mostly) cannot do such as play baseball, wear sweaters, play the drums, and drink cappuccino in Italian restaurants with oriental women.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Bill PaxtonNot listed | Not listed |
 Bill MumyNot listed | Not listed |
| RRobert HaimerNot listed | Not listed |
 Barry HansenBum | Bum |