 Gilda RadnerGloria Link | Gloria Link |
 Bob NewhartPresident Manfred Link | President Manfred Link |
 Madeline KahnMrs. Link | Mrs. Link |
 Richard BenjaminPress Secretary Bunthorne | Press Secretary Bunthorne |
 Bob DishyVice President Shockley | Vice President Shockley |
 Harvey KormanAmbassador Spender | Ambassador Spender |
 Austin PendletonDr. Alexander Grade | Dr. Alexander Grade |
 Rip TornGeneral G. E. Dumpston | General G. E. Dumpston |
 Fred WillardPresidential Assistant Feebleman | Presidential Assistant Feebleman |
 John HancockPresident Mazai Kulundra | President Mazai Kulundra |
 Julius HarrisAmbassador Longo | Ambassador Longo |
 Roger BowenSenator William 'Wild Bill' Hubley | Senator William 'Wild Bill' Hubley |
| GGeorge J. ManosThe Commander | The Commander |
 Roger Aaron BrownLongo's Left Hand Man | Longo's Left Hand Man |
| MMaurice SherbaneeArab Delegate | Arab Delegate |
| FFred CarneyChief Justice McDonald | Chief Justice McDonald |
| MMaurice SneedGormese M. C. / Comic | Gormese M. C. / Comic |
 Art EvansLongo's Right Hand Man | Longo's Right Hand Man |
| PPaul SorensenC.I.A. Director Willie O'Malley | C.I.A. Director Willie O'Malley |
 Bruce KimmelAmerican Translator | American Translator |
 William SylvesterTV Commentator Howard | TV Commentator Howard |
 Buck HenryFather Sandstone / TV Anchorman | Father Sandstone / TV Anchorman |
| HHarry GoldCollege Boy | College Boy |
| LLarry BlockGloria's Secret Service Agent #1 | Gloria's Secret Service Agent #1 |
 Jim McKrellGloria's Secret Service Agent #2 | Gloria's Secret Service Agent #2 |
 Julie PayneGloria's Secret Service Agent #3 | Gloria's Secret Service Agent #3 |
| NNicholas ShieldsWhite House Photographer | White House Photographer |
| BBobby PorterRhode Island Senator | Rhode Island Senator |
| EEddie ShortLongo's Servant | Longo's Servant |
| EErnest RobinsonLongo's Sacrificial Servant | Longo's Sacrificial Servant |
