The daughter of a wealthy businessman has been kidnapped, and the chief of police, under a lot of pressure to find her as soon as possible, assigns Officers Kopek and Broom to track her down and bring her back safe and sound.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John CandyKopek | Kopek |
 Mickey RooneyTrigger | Trigger |
 Peter CookLewenhak | Lewenhak |
 Lawrence DaneBroom | Broom |
 Ed McNamaraKaminsky | Kaminsky |
 Alexandra BastedoVictoria | Victoria |
 Rummy BishopCharlie The Wheel | Charlie The Wheel |
 Dick EmeryLeo | Leo |
| LLaurie SetoFlanagan | Flanagan |
| RRobert McHeadyReilly | Reilly |
 Delroy LindoSam | Sam |
| HHarry SpiegelFrankel | Frankel |
| MMichael KirbyDocstetter | Docstetter |
 Tim HenryRick | Rick |
 Richard MonetteBruce La Rousse | Bruce La Rousse |
| EElizabeth MurphyRuby | Ruby |
| HHugh WebsterEddie | Eddie |
| CCandy KaneSandy | Sandy |
| AAnne Marie StenLegs | Legs |
| BBob VinciFrescobaldi | Frescobaldi |
| AAino PirskanenAccompanist | Accompanist |
| JJohn BethuneHenry | Henry |
| GGino MarroccoMario | Mario |
| LLou PitosciaLuigi | Luigi |
| DDedena MorelloMama | Mama |
| KKurt SchieglMonster | Monster |
 Guy BigMiniature Man | Miniature Man |
 Gloria SauveMatty | Matty |