FILTHY McNASTIEST goes beyond the previous films and introduces D'artagnan, who proves that the female is indeed the deadliest of the species! She grants Clavell's desire to satisfy his lover in one area where he's coming up "short" with hilariously over-the-top consequences!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMeredith HostDartagnan | Dartagnan |
 Cherry BradyMaxine | Maxine |
| JJason McCallClavell Mandanglo | Clavell Mandanglo |
| JJen StoneJuliana | Juliana |
| NNoel WilliamsVasquez | Vasquez |
| LLauren SeavageGargamel | Gargamel |
| MMatt MeisterDiamond Dave (as Matt Puckerchord) | Diamond Dave (as Matt Puckerchord) |
| AAaron AbrahamZombie | Zombie |