The heads of the National Genital Television Network go on trial to defend their network over one of their highest-rated shows: the very adult and very popular "Mating Game."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sandra PeabodyOlga | Olga |
| MMarshall AnkerBailiff | Bailiff |
| BBarbara BennerJill Jackoff | Jill Jackoff |
 Arlana BlueDancing Girl | Dancing Girl |
| EEarle EdgertonVon Mole | Von Mole |
| PPerry GewirtzStagehand | Stagehand |
| BBarbara GrumetPhyllis Phallus | Phyllis Phallus |
| HHettie Lynne HurtesDental Patient | Dental Patient |
| BBilly LongoSergeant Gardner | Sergeant Gardner |
| MMae MarmyMiss Bosombottom | Miss Bosombottom |
| RRalph RedpathRobert | Robert |
 Harry ReemsBarney Scrotum | Barney Scrotum |
| JJudith ResnickNGT Girl | NGT Girl |
 Tina RussellDoris Dryhole | Doris Dryhole |
 Dolly SharpMona Muckraker | Mona Muckraker |
| GGloria SpivakMother | Mother |
| AAlexander Sebastian- | - |