Several men from Wales travel to the Philippines on an arranged tour to meet Filipina women for romance and possible marriage. None of the women are the ideal Asiatic beauties the men imagined, but by the end of the tour, most of the Englishmen return with a new bride.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Bill MaynardGeorge Trout | George Trout |
 Charlie DrakeLionel | Lionel |
 Lee CornesPreston Scott | Preston Scott |
 David ThewlisTim Shanks | Tim Shanks |
 Geoffrey HutchingsCarwyn Phillips | Carwyn Phillips |
 Ray GravellGareth (as Raymond Gravell) | Gareth (as Raymond Gravell) |
| GGrace AmilbangsaMarietta Modestas | Marietta Modestas |
 Angie CastrenceRosanna | Rosanna |
| MMajesty GaerlanArquita | Arquita |
 Max PhippsRay | Ray |
| RRoxanne SilverioRosie | Rosie |
| AAndrea ArroyoJulie | Julie |
| SSylvia GardeIgnacia | Ignacia |
| JJulieta JiménezMartita | Martita |
| RRessie ManuelDorita | Dorita |
| PPita LiboroElena | Elena |
| EElsie AsteteMamasan | Mamasan |
| MMadonna de VeraTim's Bar Girl | Tim's Bar Girl |
| HHermana ConcepcionMarietta's Mother | Marietta's Mother |
| CConnie ChuaCora | Cora |
| MMarissa AclanWoman on Video | Woman on Video |
| DDaniel GalanoDriver | Driver |