Dr. Gideon Lear just wants to put on the greatest Passion play this little town has ever seen, but his Jesus has disappeared, the lead actress is distracted by a love triangle with the understudy and a high school sweetheart, some filthy hobo won't go away and someone is painting ominous warnings on the door.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brian PapandreaEddie | Eddie |
 Allison MaierTess | Tess |
| PPatrick L. DearReen | Reen |
| SSadie TateMaggie | Maggie |
| TTerence Lee CoverTerence | Terence |
 Dustin MillsDr. Gideon Lear | Dr. Gideon Lear |
| TTish DelanoLindsay | Lindsay |
| DDave ParkerJesus / Dale | Jesus / Dale |
| SStefan MantykNeil / Hobo | Neil / Hobo |
| KKim RickettsAllison Shane | Allison Shane |
| NNathan RumlerCamera Dude | Camera Dude |
| MMegan BeckMegan | Megan |
| AAdam LorenzLouis | Louis |