 Samuel L. JacksonNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |
 Alyson HanniganHottie Penguin (voice) | Hottie Penguin (voice) |
 Bob SagetCarl (voice) | Carl (voice) |
 Brie LarsonI Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice) | I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice) |
 Carlos MenciaJuan Sanchez (voice) | Juan Sanchez (voice) |
 Dave CoulierThere's No Snow Penguin (voice) | There's No Snow Penguin (voice) |
 John StamosWhat's Global Warming Penguin (voice) | What's Global Warming Penguin (voice) |
 Jodie SweetinHe's So Gross Penguin (voice) | He's So Gross Penguin (voice) |
 Lori LoughlinMelvin-smacking Penguin (voice) | Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice) |
 Jason BiggsInsecure Penguin (voice) | Insecure Penguin (voice) |
 Jim BelushiThey're all bitches Penguin (voice) | They're all bitches Penguin (voice) |
 Whoopi GoldbergHelen (voice) | Helen (voice) |
 Damon WayansHey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice) | Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice) |
 Drea de MatteoEster (voice) | Ester (voice) |
 Jason AlexanderPenguin on Belly (voice) | Penguin on Belly (voice) |
 Christina ApplegateMelissa (voice) | Melissa (voice) |
 Lewis BlackJimmy (voice) | Jimmy (voice) |
 Mario CantoneSidney (voice) | Sidney (voice) |
 Dane CookOnline Penguin (voice) | Online Penguin (voice) |
 Norm CrosbyCarl's Grandfather (voice) | Carl's Grandfather (voice) |
 Cliff DorfmanAngry Penguin (voice) | Angry Penguin (voice) |
 Adam DuritzSensitive Guy Penguin (voice) | Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice) |
 Vanessa EviganHilton Penguin (voice) | Hilton Penguin (voice) |
 Gilbert GottfriedFreezing Nuts Penguin (voice) | Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice) |
 Jim HazeltonNo Personality Penguin (voice) | No Personality Penguin (voice) |
 Jonathan KatzSteve the Owl (voice) | Steve the Owl (voice) |
 Jamie KennedyJamie (voice) | Jamie (voice) |
 David KoechnerMelvin (voice) | Melvin (voice) |
 Jon LovitzMy Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice) | My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice) |
 Norm MacdonaldJoin Twosomes Penguin (voice) | Join Twosomes Penguin (voice) |
