Yes, Virginia, there's a Santa Claus. And yes, footman, there is a heaven occupied by pretty girls with wiggly toes and sexy arches ready to accommodate the contours of your johnson. But we suggest that waiting to die to get there is an awful waste of time when you could be snuggling under the covers to the contents of this movie. True, you may pass away in untimely fashion - but at least with a smile on your face - leaving the rescue squad guys wondering what all that crusty stuff is on your sheets. Explain that one.
| Actor | Role |
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 A.J. EstradaNot listed | Not listed |
 Asia ZoNot listed | Not listed |
 Brooklyn JadeNot listed | Not listed |
 Danica DillonNot listed | Not listed |
 Evie DelatossoNot listed | Not listed |
 Kelly SurferNot listed | Not listed |
 Kimberly GatesNot listed | Not listed |
 Lou CharmelleNot listed | Not listed |
 McKenzie SweetNot listed | Not listed |
 Riley EvansNot listed | Not listed |
 Taisa BanxNot listed | Not listed |
 Eric JohnNot listed | Not listed |
 Tom DongNot listed | Not listed |