Dick and Suzy become infected with an unknown virus. They soon discover that they have a new found taste for blood. The problem is, they only seem to be able to suck blood out of their victims crotches.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brian PapandreaDick | Dick |
| EEmily HilbornSuzy | Suzy |
| SSheri DarlingSucky | Sucky |
| SSadie TateHooker | Hooker |
| PPatrick L. DearFisherman | Fisherman |
| MMichael SoaveJewish Drug Dealer | Jewish Drug Dealer |
| LLauren AbbottJuicer | Juicer |
| SSteve NolanBanana Eating Bum | Banana Eating Bum |
| AAshley Marie ShortPower Walker | Power Walker |
| KKimberly Ann HowardBar Slut | Bar Slut |
| TTerence Lee CoverMelvin | Melvin |
 Angelina LeighShower Lady | Shower Lady |
| JJames BellSpitting Drunk | Spitting Drunk |