Reformed cannibal, Bernie Grisso re-discovers his appetite after being used as a pawn in a malicious game started by his neighbor Ashley, her rotten group of friends and two sadistic cops. Armed with his legendary family's sword and a ravenous midget guardian, Grisso sets out to teach his tormentors a lesson they won't live to forget.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Randal MaloneBernie Grisso | Bernie Grisso |
 John BloomMarvin | Marvin |
 Brinke StevensLinda | Linda |
| GGerard MarzilliCarl | Carl |
 Heidi HoneycuttAshley | Ashley |
| FFord AustinHarvey | Harvey |
 Julie StrainStripper | Stripper |
| LLizzy StrainStripper | Stripper |
| MMighty Mike MurgaGuardian | Guardian |
 Felissa RoseNeighbor | Neighbor |
 Jeff LeroyTony | Tony |
| CCarl WashingtonDrug Dealer | Drug Dealer |
| AAndrew J. RauschDrug Dealer | Drug Dealer |
| DD.T. CarneyDrunk Party Guy | Drunk Party Guy |
 Lloyd KaufmanDetective | Detective |
| BBrad PaulsonFriendly Neighbor | Friendly Neighbor |
| CChris WatsonFriendly Neighbor | Friendly Neighbor |
 Joe EstevezNarrator | Narrator |