A nonbinary teen goes on a quest to take their crush to the school dance... by any means necessary. (No matter how dumb.)
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CCameron Dawson GrayDylan | Dylan |
| GGigi GraceBobbie | Bobbie |
 Leilani Marie VasquezRiver | River |
 Madeline HoarleCharlie | Charlie |
| WWilliam GoldsteinCody | Cody |
| EEthan ChangTrey | Trey |
 Angus CostelloCollum | Collum |
| AAnqi GengYe-Jin | Ye-Jin |
| HHilary StabbMom | Mom |
| RRichard S. GrayMr. Sullivan | Mr. Sullivan |
| KKatharine Clark GrayGrain Silo Victim (voice) | Grain Silo Victim (voice) |
| NNicholas GrayNot listed | Not listed |